elf yuri fans rejoice i finally sat down and doodled the elves again
meeting her girlfriend’s boss
I mean you can make the argument for jackie chan not doing much either, i mean all he did was jump on shaq's back and deflecting a bullet from batman before colliding with lincoln in the air and getting blasted with a care bear stare
This also isnt taking into account that we don't know what Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all did during the fight against Chuck Norris, for all we know one of them died immediately without a chance to do much of anything against him
1. a summary of what Aaron Carter can be extracted from what you wrote about what Jackie Chan did, showing its very plainly less:
the things underlined in blue are things Aaron did (besides dying) the things underlined in red are things Jackie did (besides dying)
2. within the logic that is operated on within the world of TUSOUD, Chuck Norris is a divine being, who quite literally descends from heaven before effortlessly killing two of the already established main contenders. i’d consider the participation in the destruction of a heavenly entity, even if you did it with help, is more impressive than jumping an NBA superstar (NBA superstars being slightly weaker than gods typically).
NOW: Palestine solidarity activists hold a vigil outside the Israeli embassy in Washington DC where 25 year-old U.S. airman Aaron Bushnell took his own life by self-immolation to call for an end to Israel’s genocide in Gaza
i hate these motherfuckers so much. our sewer system used to be infested with them. they;d crawl out of my fucking toilet at night looking for warmth, standing up from the bowl waving their shitass little arms at me. they don’t have eyes but you can feel them staring back at you, asking for hugs or god knows what with that pathetic whine that permeates their entire way of existence. uppies! uppies! i’m not giving you uppies you wet toilet freak
today’s children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for ‘eepy’ and 'blorbo’ but they’ll say it in cocomelonese so we won’t understand them
today’s eepy blorbo is yesterday’s heckin doggo is last week’s smexy bishie
I hate that you’re right and that I understood all of that.
Don’t take this lying down! Fuck Tumblr feeding AI our posts. Opt-out now! Leave them nothing to work with.
On mobile it’s under visibility settings. On browser it’s under blog settings. I opted out on browser and I had to do it for each side blog individually. I’m assuming it’s the same on mobile.
